I feel dirty. Last night, on a Wal-Mart excursion, I picked up some new makeup. I love playing with makeup even if I don't wear it all the time. This new makeup is fun and pretty and soooooooo very easy to put on. The eyeshadow is a big fat crayon and the lip-gloss comes out of it's little tube in a watermelon-y ooze.

Mary Kate and Ashley sure know how to appeal to my senses and that is so very, very wrong.