Peanut's Mommy

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. -Aristotle

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

So.
Things You Don't Want to Do After 9:00PM.
Or, My Own PSA.

1. Call an animal emergency clinic. (They can't really tell you anything.)
2. Call Animal Poison Control ($50! To talk to someone who doesn't know anything.)
3. Try to find the Animal Emergency Clinic. (Apparently they like to move and not update info in the Yellow Pages.)
4. Drive around with a wet dog halfway in your lap.


For the record though, if your 46 pound dog tears open a bag of Sevin-5 Dust, watch her for the next 4 hours. If she starts to twitch and salivate, bathe her and watch her some more. If she does anything else, call your emergency vet clinic and get GOOD directions.

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