You know, I'm not a bad friend. I may not be the most giving person in the world but I'm not a BAD friend. I don't know why I let stupid shit bother me. So I made a nerd joke and you let your little feelings get hurt. Suck it up. Don't make up new reasons to lash out at me. And don't think for a minute that it's my job to bring it up when I see you. You're the mad one. You bring it up. And stop leaving retarded 'anonymous' notes on my blog.

In other news, we have a new refrigerator that makes the leftovers feel small. It's pretty and white and doesn't sweat all over the place. I think I'll name her Lucy.